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Today (act it was quite a while) I was frustrated with my Streamyx connection. Okay, Malaysian heard enough about this stuff. But once we faced it ourselves, then we know how to handle it. Dear VADS, im sorry for my betrayal and not being an arrogant customer to give ur agents a hard time. YES they did drop my call (like i dunno la?) and i have to call the magic number 100 again and glad the traffic is low earlier yesterday. Session hang due to defult password. Ok. My bad. Thanks to the last agent that i forgot her name (please refer to ID number and report number 1-408 348 1968), but I must thank to Mr. Syukri from Keramat for being kind even on the phone.

Yet again the frustration come along the way with the existing of Sony PSP in this very sweet home . I was set up a new networking and wireless for the past two weeks and being troubleshoot it with some laptops and PSP. Frustrating when you cant find the WLAN button! Shame on me. Its like a simple slider on the top left of the gedget. I was asking Mr. Google for the picture of the WLAN button, but its like a stupid fella looking at the European Kelisa and compare it with Malaysian Kelisa.Hehe..you know the answer. PSPs on the net are obviously came from other region.

Reality check. Even i consider myself as non gamer individual (as i can sit for 6hours playing SIM CITY and Command & Conque), but I do have many wild imagination running and hiding in my mind. Im still have the habit of day dreaming and as far as i concern, i dont have any imagination buddy. Oh, the game part. PSP is built for mature audience. To me, PSP is ONLY suitable for post teen and pre manopuse person. Parents please be considerate to buy your kids game console. Game selection is the main point here. PSP dosent have much game for kids from age between 6-12 years old. I hve the widget at the top right of my page.

Here i list 5 games on this PSP with their ratings (since the players of this PSP are age from 9-11years old children).

1. THE SIMS 2 | RATING: Teen
CONTENTS:
Crude Humor - Depictions or dialogue involving vulgar antics, including “bathroom” humor.
Sexual Themes - References to sex or sexuality
Violence - Scenes involving aggressive conflict. May contain bloodless dismemberment

2. Juiced 2 Hot Import Nights | RATING: Teen
CONTENTS:
Language - Mild to moderate use of profanity.
Suggestive Themes - Mild provocative references or materials.

3. Sonic Rivals 2 | RATING: Everyone
CONTENTS:
Comic Mischief - Depictions or dialogue involving slapstick or suggestive humor.

4.Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Heroes 2 - The Phantom Fortress | RATING: Teen
CONTENTS:
Cartoon Violence - Violent actions involving cartoon-like situations and characters. May include violence where a character is unharmed after the action has been inflicted.
Simulated Gambling - Player can gamble without betting or wagering real cash or currency.
Mild Suggestive Themes - Mild provocative references or materials.
Crude Humor - Depictions or dialogue involving vulgar antics, including “bathroom” humor.

5. Medal of Honor: Heroes | RATING: Teen
Violence - Scenes involving aggressive conflict. May contain bloodless dismemberment

PLEASE review your kids game rating. If you dont know where to check, CLICK HERE!

HELLO WORLD! wow...java 101

The other reasons that on my list today about PSP is not for kids is its technical stuff. I have a mild argument with the father of those two kids who own the PSP. PSP is created for those who played PONG, FROGGY, PAC MAN on joystick with slots! Guys who played Nintendo64 (ニンテンドウ64) ,or simply Game&Watch! Its not for kids who just played PS2 for their whole life! Hehehe..Im just being emotional for this issue. Earlier in this post, after ive been setup the wireless splitter and wish to try on the PSP. Its failed! I cant find the WLAN button. Hehehe...after while being stupid fella, and some setting..WALAH! Im online on PHP! But one cant access any website or enjoy full spec of the web with java platform such as POYO RADIO. Frustration! Need to contact Mr. Google and i found pimpware.org who have the java for PSP. Its PeeJay v0.1 from DickyDick1969 with .gz extention file. WHAT? I dont have any idea. Huhu..
I dont think that i can really install that software on the PSP (finger cross). Anyway you can download here. But you can imagine the technical part of this PSP will cost some parents who don't know advance technologies. I meant cost of money and being cheated. Err...no comment.

ENJOY!

p/s: I dont have any idea on Nintendo DS.

DOOM

Oh...its suck BIG TIME when you dont have internet connection. Its like ur cut out from any source of fresh water (i prefer no electric than water cut off) at ur home.

YES. My Streamyx suspended! (refer my Twitter). How i know? Thanks to call center (berbau bodek) that inform that my account was suspended due to overdue on my bill. YES, i just paid the bill of RM200+ yesterday afternoon, but i HAVE to pay 50% FROM THE OVERALL OVERDUE BILL for a 24 hours (sehari bekerja katanya) activation.

IM DOOM.

Alhamdulillah ALLAH give me a brain to think critically. Go to my brother, and ask for the Vodafone 3G!

YES!

Its not easy for me to do any tech review. But, what the hell. I DO planning on migrating for 3G stuff kinda thingy. updated bro..update...the rest of the review will be in Malay ;p
Sekilas sejarah (please learn ur Malay), aku bermula mengenal internet dah 13 tahun. Terima kasih Along yang sungguh celik hati dan IT (pengaruh besar hidup teknologi aku) kerana telah menjadi pemilik internet di zaman itu! Dial-up 1515 dan pengimbas tangan (hand held scanner = RIP) sememangnya suatu kombinasi yg maha menakjubkan! Itu belum lagi bercerita tentang software dan RAM 8M dua batang = 16M yang laju gila ;) kagum yang amat.

8 tahun setelah itu, aku adalah ketagihan internet (err...banyaknya pada irc kot). Namun Alhamdulillah aku bukan ketagih situs² porno luar negara. Aku sokong buatan tempatan! LOL. Aku jua memiliki 1515 dan aku adalah insan² awal yang mengimbas filem ke digital dan memuat naik ke situs percuma seperti Fotopages.

Sekarang, aku sudah punya internet laju 1M dari Streamyx.

p/s: aku pernah dibayar RMxxx.xx untuk mengikuti diskusi Streamyx oleh badan penyelidik tempatan tentang masalah hogging, bottle neck, lag dan seumpanya dan jalan penyelesaian. Alhamdulillah, tiada masalah tentang talian aku, dan diskusi itu memberi perspektif baru untuk aku.

Oh, sampailah aku teruja dengan sepupu aku yang suka berinternet tetapi tiada empunya talian tetap, maka beliau adalah pelopor kaedah wireless dan 3G. sekali lagi aku teruja. TETAPI, nombor yang tertera di "situ" tidak "tally" pada data yang diterima di atas talian. Sila komen. tambahan lagi, beliau menggunakan perkhidmatan dari Maxis. Aku pernah guna di daerah luar dari Kuala Lumpur, namun masalah "disconnecting" selalu menimpa. Wireless pihak hotel lagi memuaskan! Terima kasih Streamyx.
Setelah aku merepek panjang lebar, inilah dia review aku untuk perkhidmatan "Wireless Internet dari Celcom". Sah Celcom ada skandal dengan Vodafone, penyedia perkhidmatan talian di United Kingdom.

**NOTA: review ini adalah untuk setup modem dan penggunaan 20 minit - 1 jam setelah itu.

Tak susah nak menginstall modem wireless ni. Ia menggunakan kaedah cucuk dan main (lucah kan?) atau plug and play. Cucuk sahaja USB modem tersebut pada USB laptop atau PC anda. Nah, ia akan bermain dengan sendirinya. Menakjubkan bukan? YA..ia amat pandai untuk mencucuk dan bermain dengan sendirinya...

Selepas beberapa ketika, pilihlah perkhidmatan talian anda, HELLO...awak bukan duduk UK okay! Sila pilih MY CELCOM.

Setelah menekan butang next, biasalah, agree aje apa yang dalam persetujuan tu...yeke? jangan mengadu lepas ni kalau jadi apa², awak tu dah setuju....

Dia akan auto loading untuk setup modem tu. Tak lama lepas tu (kalau anda bukan pengguna RAM 16 dua batang,hehe..), akan terpacul lah icon seperti ini:


kat tengah² screen korang.comel je kan? Pastuh kat bawah kanan kat taskbar, akan keluarlah dialog box yang kata dia dah jumpa hardware baru...wow..kaya kan HWAWEI ni?

Sejurus sahaja dia dah detact modem tu, secara automatik ia akan bertukar kepada ikon seperti ni:
kat tempat tadi yang keluar dialog box tu. Eh, dilog box ke bubble? Lantaklah, tapi dia memang berupa itulah...nama tak begitu penting, sebab aku dan hampir semua kepada anda bukan lah orang yang kerja sebagai customer support dan masuk periksa? Eh? masuk periksa eh? Hehehe..padan muka.

Kat sebelah kiri korang pulak akan keluar Vodafone Mobile tu kat situ, tapi korang jangan pulak cari Adobe Photoshop CS3 pulak...sebab aku tengah buat kerja dowh!
Maka silalah click kat situ, dan akan terpacul lah tetingkap sebegini rupa..Ha! apalagan! Connect! Wahahaha...dalam hati aku dah kembang kuncup nak dapat connection balik ni...sabar...belum habis dik noi...
YA...mengancam bukan? Aku dah disambungkan dalam keadaan kelajuan maksima 3.6 Mbps! Canggun = canggih dan anggun! (gila rabak 90'an bahasa aku). Pergh..takleh jadi, aku nak la tros update kat Twitter la kan...so, Firefox aku jumpa kemaskini menatang kecik² yang menumpang dia kan...so, aku update dulu lah Twitter aku!
Jeng..jeng..jeng...boleh la aku melayari sesawang! Yahoo! <

Amacam? Puas? 15 minit je dah king kong!

Apa? 24 minit sudah berlalu? Panik la gwa camni (bak kata abang Param). Click pada gambar untuk paparan lebih jelas. Kalau diperhatikan dengan teliti, pasti korang perasan. Kelajuan tak sama? YA.
Takpe...still syok jugak laju macam ni kan? mana taknya...korang tak nampak tu dia terpampang tulis apa? Sah² 3.6Mbps!!! Streamyx? 1.0Mbps!!! Err...Mbps tu kejadah ayam? Dia bukan ayam..tak boleh buat kita batal puasa pun siang² hari..boleh je batal..sebab Mbps dia tak cukup banyak nak download torrent untuk lagu raya dan filem baru Hollywood.

Mbps ni jadahnya ialah untuk mengukur kepada bandwith internet yang kita terima. Apa² data dan pejadah yang kita download tu sume dikira kat sini lah...nampak yang anak panah hijau ke atas dan ke bawah tu? Itulah dia kira berapa kelajuan rate download dan upload. Eh? Yeke?

Mbps kat sini bukanlah "Mega bytes per second", tapi dia ialah "Millions bit per second atau Mega bits per second". Aku malas nak cerita kiraan mengarut ni. Matematik SPM aku 7, Engrish aku 7. Jadi aku seakan tak layak kot nak ajar korang yang pandai ni..eh, korang baca sampai sini eh? Abaikan karutan aku.

Oh, lama punya aku surfing bayek kat flickr...aku check balik...dah sejam lebih aku di atas talian! Wow...takjubnya! Dah sampai 26.24!!! Gila kentang!!! nampak tak nombor 96 tu? Pergh...tapi jangan la suka sangat. Takde makna semua tu. Rujuk lah di VMCLite Status tu..speed anda 3.6Mbps...haa...apasal tak baca agreement tadi? main agree je...Eh? ada kata ke kat sana?

Cukup je dalam 2 jam...nah. Limit dia dah sampai. 48642kb? Dia sama je kot macam kira kilometer? Mungkin dia macam seperti 4.86Mbps atau 5.0Mbps? Betul ke?

Err...cukup haribulan aku terminate sahaja agaknya talian Streamyx aku ni...huhuhu...

Dah..rupanya aku tak sedar yang aku ni dah dekat 3 jam qiamulail depan PC ni sambil buat posting yang "teramat teknologinya aku"...cop.

Nampak tak apa screen shot kat atas ni..macam sama kan ayat dia? Ada pemahaman tak? Atau keraguan?Hehehe..aku belum maju untuk menerangkan semua ini. Sementelahan aku ni dah nak terkucil sangat² sebab dari tadi dok mengadap kejadah ayam ni dengan tuala hijau aku sahaja...opss...posting seksi dan lucah kali ini, di selingan dengan posting "paling banyak gambar" oleh aku.

Dah. PENAT.

Apa? MAC? LINUX? itu di luar kebolehan aku, tapi abang buntu ni boleh menolong anda...hehe..sori ya bro, suka dengan nama melayubuntu ;)